Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

Knock knock *open*

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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