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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

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