- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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