- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

Killing your friend as a joke.

Women's rights.

What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

Dakota Fanning

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

rocky is here again.......................

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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