- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a woman votes!

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

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