- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

You know what's catchy? A cold

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

The lion swallowed his pride.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

So does Blake

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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