- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

How do you catch an elephant? Dig a nice deep hole in the ground, and fill it with ashes. Next, line the outside of the hole with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

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