- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

This joke is the worst joke ever.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

penis haha

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

your mother

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