A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

1+2 = 6

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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