Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

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what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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7+5=12

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What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

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ur mum

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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EGGPLANT

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James Patrick Campbell

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Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

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Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

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How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

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how did the ant die? i stepped on it

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One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

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Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

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Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

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NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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