- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

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