- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

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Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

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