- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

Bacon is delcious.

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

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