- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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