- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

I shot a bitch.

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

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