- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??