- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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