- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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