- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

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