What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

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a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

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Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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