why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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Mahjdichdhsjxidjhsbxu shcowiqx own hdqu Hedgehog the third

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

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knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

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Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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