what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying

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A man on a plane convened his stupid flyer that instead of who in knock-knock jokes it what were, he thought it would funny. Later it really paid off, as they fly very close over water he says "knock knock" "whose there" " Captain Neverlands" "Captain Neverlands wh-...were" "Captain Neverlands IN WATER YOU DUMMY!!!!"

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knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

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there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

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What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

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Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

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The Holocaust

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Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

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whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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