Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) *sniff* MAN YOU SMELL BAD

How did the dog die? He was put down.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

HURT

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

Derp

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

Anti Joke

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