- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

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