Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

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1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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dassa

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what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

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What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

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Error 37.

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Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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Where's my tractor?

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Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

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This is Nero, the guy striving a bit with the fact that he killed his mother in order to save his wife a month or so before Christmas: cathphra is Exceedingly well read, I say than you. I had a nightmare tonight, my parents where serving tomato soup, while my mother made great food (despite the fact they discovered that it was not angel dust she used, but large quantities of opiate that would have killed an elephant) But this time they served me dry tomato soup (that from packages) and a bowl of lukewarm soup. I asked: How am I supposed to mix this? They both gave me the look of "here comes a beating" I started calling my mother many things that horsehead network sensors, then my father grabbed my neck and tried to twist my head off (and in this dream, rather than in reality, he actually succeeded) but I somehow managed to remain alive. Then I yelled in english: THIS IS BECAUSE I KILLED YOU! I HAVE NO SOUL TO TAKE! Only then I realized it was a dream and woke up...You know, because my parents never spoke English so they would not have understood me... I have a broken vertebrae in my neck to prove that my father tried quite hard to break my neck in reality at least... Yeah, I am mostly over it, I killed my father when he tried to break my neck because I kept scatching my ortopedic arm while studying (real arm which my mother cut off and then proceeded to beat me up with funny story actually) Then killed my mother years later when she stabbed my girlfriend induced under what turned out to be a heavy dose of opiates, and paralgin forte (which main ingredent is... you guessed it MORE opiates).

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Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

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Why did the cat bite its owner? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

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yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

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why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

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why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

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Women's rights

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whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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