Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

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You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

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What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

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What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

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You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

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Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

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Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

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Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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