Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

david weres the slug gone

Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

People Eating Tasty Animals

Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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