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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Wait what? I did not type that!

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

lol

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

Massie is a fatass

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