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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

A sober Irish individual.

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

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