- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. Hint. Hint.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

a jewish man with a boner walks into a wall what does he hit first his cheek due to the fact he was looking at an attractive woman

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