GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

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Bad grammers.

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What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

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What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

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Q: What did the poor man do when he saw a Ferrari? A: He realized that he would really enjoy having the money to buy such a nice vehicle, so he decided to take it upon himself to enroll in night classes. After many years of hard work, he earned a degree and a high-paying position at a large software corporation, and bought his dream car. He often told the story to his children as an example of what hard work and a goal in mind could achieve you. He lived a long, productive life and died fulfilled.

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Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

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What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

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what do you call a kid named kid. kid

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

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What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

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What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

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How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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womans rights...

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Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

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What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

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What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

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What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

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Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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