What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

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What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

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Ill do a lot more than just try you, anyways, technically I learned to play the piano as a kid, but now I play on a small cheap keyboard (the musical kind) and sincerely, I kinda suck at it now, my abusive parents expected perfection beat the shit out of me blahblahblah, thats really all of it, trauma. My senses, well, when I was a kid I was terrified of gravity (one of the rarest fears in the world) because I had no idea I was consciously shifting things myself. So lets say... If I somehow end up hanging upside down, I just shift it, so my brain believes I am not and I experience no discomfort, there is a lot more to it, ill tell you, damn nose wont stop bleeding and my waifu got a bit scared, she got some bad bronchitis and she still has not recovered a 100 percent, but its just the cough now though... Lets just say that my ability to balance, is about 300-500 percent higher than any regular human, and that I can stand on one leg enough to beat the guiness record book 50 times... ...IIIIF I was in good shape, which I am not.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

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wanna hear a better joke? casey.

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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Keanu Reaves

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

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whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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8===D ~ ~ ~

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

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I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

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A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

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how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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Anti Joke

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