- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

Im taking a shit right now.

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

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