There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

You dropped something.... Yo lip

Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

Microwave

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

CRY

A man named Chuck walks into a bar. One of the patrons says, "Oh my god! You're Walker, Texas Ranger!" Chuck replies, "No, that's Chuck Norris. I'm Chuck Connors. I played the Rifleman." The man replies, "Wait, aren't you dead?"

Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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