- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

Diarrhea

Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

Potato!

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

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