A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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9/11

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Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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Im batman...suck it losers

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

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What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

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Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

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What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

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Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

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What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

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what do you call a middle-aged man with one blue suede shoe on, purple hair, pink skin, white eyes, no toenails, 67 fingers, 1 eye, a pocket watch, no clothes, and 8978967564567898765432345678765321234568909876543w245678909876543456098765323456-0987654367890-098765435678-09876543456789098765432345678909876543456789098765435678909876543234567898765323456890-987654345678900987654323456890987653234567890765434568909876543456899876543456789098765434568909876545678987654345678987654567898765434567898765478579458765456789876543223456789876543098765432123456898765432678987654230987653-098765434567898765434898765434567898765456787654567876 butt cheeks? bob.

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A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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