whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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Why did the little girl stop licking her Popsicle? A psychopath cut off her tongue.

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What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

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How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

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"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Knock Knock Come in! :)

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A man makes a sandwich.

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