- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

What number is funnier than 23? 24.

Horse with a chair on his head.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

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