- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

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John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

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