Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

What's the difference between a lamp?

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Stranger at door: *Knock knock* Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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