What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

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Adam Thomas is homosexual

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Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

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This is an anti-anti-joke.

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Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

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Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

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I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

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A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

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A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

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Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

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Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

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Knock Knock who's there docter docter who??? YOU JUST SAID IT DUMBO!!!!!! lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

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there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

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There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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