Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

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Women's Rights.

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Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

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I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

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Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

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So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

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Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

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What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

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Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

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When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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