- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

That's what she didn't say

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

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