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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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