A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

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How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

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Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

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A lawyer gets admitted to a bar.

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What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

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What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

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Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

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What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

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A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

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Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

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Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

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whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

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What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

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Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

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What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

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im at school

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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