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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

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What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

Why did the little girl stop licking her Popsicle? A psychopath cut off her tongue.

There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

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