- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

This is a joke. Laugh!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

I have aids

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

Well that explains a lot, thank you.

Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

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