- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

a man walked into a bar....

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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