Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Well, there's one way...

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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