is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

An Artic Storm.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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