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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

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