Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

Why was the boy laughing? Because

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

The WNBA.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

A person from Singapore eats

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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