What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

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Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

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Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

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What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

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So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

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A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

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i just pooped that is all!

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What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

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what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

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Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

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I called this hot girl up from class one day. She told me to come over because no one was home. I got to her house, and no one was home.

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Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

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what happened when the sports mascot ate a bean and cheese burrito? he shat inside his costume and got fired.

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Fucked up quotes: "When walking trough hell, keep going!" (I just turn back and walk the other way thank you, I mean worst case I walk trough heaven right?" "Never give up, ever ever ever ever ever..." (Ill just end it with etc because I gave up something as hard as... Typing?) "Curiosity killed the cat" (Translated: "Curiosity kills, stay inside forever" What?)

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

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whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

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A white,mexican and asian man are walking together on the beach. They find a genie lamp and the genie says"since there are 3 of u u each get one wish" the black man says " i wish that all the mexicans would go back to mexico. " the asian man says " i wish all the asians would go back to asia" and the white man says " wait so the mexicans and asians arent in america right?" the genie said "that is correct!" the white man says " oh ok ill just taqke a coke then!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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