- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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