Wait what? I did not type that!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

Black people.

aodhan hearty

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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