- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

Carrot fingers

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

destiny

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

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