- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

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What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the narcoleptic patient? It wasn't. The patients were treated because of moral obligations, but the doctors that laughed were either fired or warned, depending on if they had previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

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