- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

book 'em danno

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

Praise Paisley

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

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