- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

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