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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

shut up kobe!

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

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