The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

what's red and horny a red unicorn

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

Wanker

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...