A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

He--Hey guys

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

no pun intended

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A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

Thats sweet, thank you then.

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

Safe sex MR

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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