What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

whats red and falls from a tree an apple

Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

Women. One of the genders a human can be.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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