- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What comes after 69? 70

"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

a mexecan guy walks in a bar he ask how much is a beer.its $400 and 55'.WHAT THATS SUCKSISH.no i just like to joke its 1 dollor.oh.....shut up go walk in a bra!!!!

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

cats are pussies

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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